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李春诗文

时间:2025-04-28 恽戊寅 来源:句子迷网

《李春诗文》

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李春诗文

1、上帝很忙,他只教会人们如何谈恋爱,却忘记了教人们如何分手!

2、牵手的甜蜜是短暂的,分手的痛苦是永恒的,这就是人类的宿命。

3、超体经典台词

4、为什么这么久才回来,这么久。我不会丢下我女朋友的,她还欠我一支舞呢。

5、需要我帮忙吗?噢,不用,我的未婚夫正在帮我挑选度蜜月的地方。是啊,我们要结婚了。祝贺你们,打算去哪儿呢?新泽西州。

6、注意左边。注意左边。啊哈,注意左边,知道了!不许说,我不许你说!注意左边,喂!!

7、环太平洋经典台词

8、-Things have been so lonely since my wife, Debbie, passed on. It's like my heart is a tooth, and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children.

9、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.

10、楼兰有个美丽的传说, 当沙漠中的月牙湖变成满月时,无论分别多久 ,相隔多远的人,都一定会再次相遇。



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